Salugreetings, I'm Daniel, don't get your nerd secretions on my incredibly cool blog.

I try to tag any Homestuck posts I make/reblog so blacklist “dan is stuck” if you ain’t into that.

Check the about page for fandoms, bluh.

barapuppy:

when a fic says nc-17 but they aint even take their clothes off

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Hello there.

patthewanderer:

Hiya! How ya doin? Good? That’s good. Your mom?

Ah, the pianos again I see.

Welp. See you later.

solid first tumblr post from Patrick Rodriguez, good structure shows fain traces of impressionism, but with the stark lines of reality still in play 7.8/10

edrockbells:

there is no “tumblr hivemind” tumblr does not “contradict itself” nor is tumblr “welcoming and accepting” tumblr is not a single person it’s a fuckton of people with different opinions. those two contradictory text posts by sj bloggers you saw today were made by different people

(Source: bluelanternrazer)

iwatobii:

8r8k H34DS

iwatobii:

8r8k H34DS

(Source: bacanno)

hokorisonshitsu:

homestuck girls office stylleee~

hokorisonshitsu:

homestuck girls office stylleee~

(Source: offmybones)

skeleton-fairy:

daddyhole:

next time you get rick rolled try and act like you’ve never heard the song before

get real flustered and be like “wow… I didn’t realize that was how you felt?”

(Source: slimydad)

kattybats:

pumpkinappearifier:

DnD is a serious game.

will anyone please teach me to play this

(Source: biancohills)

yummytomatoes:

happy 4 / 13 !!
right-side up trolls:[ x ]

roosterteethboys:

Monty is literally an anime character
(x)

roosterteethboys:

Monty is literally an anime character

(x)

professional-bird:

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS” 

(Source: traceexcalibur)